Submitted by San Diego Real Estate home buyers and sellers across the county. Search the MLS here.
Buy Me Out
A very successful Real Estate Broker had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family,” said the man. “To show you how much we care for you, I’m making you a 50-50 partner in my Real Estate office. All you have to do is go to the office every day and learn the business.”
The son-in-law interrupted, “I hate the office. I can’t stand Agents.”
“I see,” replied the father-in-law. “Well, then you’ll work in the office and take charge of some the paperwork.”
“I hate paperwork,” said the son-on-law. “I can’t stand being stuck behind a desk all day.”
“Wait a minute,” said the father-in-law. “I just made you half-owner of my Real Estate office, but you don’t like the office and won’t work in an office. What am I going to do with you?”
“Easy,” said the young man. “Buy me out.”
AGENT: “How much are they asking for your rent now?”
BUYER: “Oh, about twice a day.”
Gotta Have Faith
A real estate agent was driving down the street looking at all her competitor’s “for sale” sign boards in front of many houses she was too slow to list. Looking up toward heaven, she said “Lord, take pity on me! If you find me a nice property to sell, I will go to church every Sunday, for the rest of my life, and give up smoking.”
At that very moment, the cell phone rang. It was a seller who had to sell quickly, because of a job transfer.
The real estate agent covered the mouthpiece and peeked towards heaven: “Never mind. I found one.”